1. There are too many top ten lists out there already.

2. No one remembers last year's top ten lists.

3. Any list is automatically self-limiting.

4. We didn't do a top ten list last year, either.

Now that's where my Kenyan birth certificate went. As Barack Obama hunts around for his, you can whip up your own copy of the proof of your East African birth with the Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator. Enter in a few personal details, click in "Deliver this baby!," and voila, it's yours, suitable for framing.

I believe "I Am Voting Republican" marks the official beginning of the 2008 Presidential Elections.

I did a quick search on Google for "President 2008" hoping to find a collection of links to the major candidates. After all, some people think the campaign has already started. But instead of finding Hillary, Rudy, Barack, John, and the gang at the top of the free links, I found MyDD, the Polling Report, Walken 2008, and Draft Hillary atop that list, while John, Mitt, and Bill (Richardson) showed up in the sponsored links (Hillary did, too, but not her official site).

Now, while some of you may ask why the official candidate websites don't rank higher, I am stunned that Walken 2008 ranks third on this list.

Walken.

That's Christopher Walken.