Why, it's nearly as good as having a seat in a House conference room, surrounded by congressional Republicans! The National Republican Congressional Committee is going full-on multimedia in its push to zero in just how long their Democratic counterparts' health care legislation is, and to make the point that processing all that legislation from scratch is a lot to ask for in 72 hours. On both Facebook and Twitter, the NRCC is progressively "reading" the 2,000 or so page hunk of legislation and providing real-time updates like "36 new government entities and we're only on page 1,089." Want to read H.R. 3962 while on the go? There's an app for that, says the NRCC in a new YouTube video that jokes about how a bill that big will bring your iPhone to a screeching halt.